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Well, the NBC broadcast for the 2018 Winter Olympic Games in PyeongChang, South Korea started at 8:00 at night and except for the local news at 11:30 at night, would've kept going all the way until 5:00 in the morning. Which would've been good for those suffering from insomnia. However, while it's currently (And roughly) 6:43 in the morning, it's 8:42 in the evening over in Tokyo, Japan. So while the 2018 Winter Olympic Games in Pyeongchang, South Korea was perfect for insomniacs in Columbus, Ohio, it was early morning for the South Koreans on the opposite side of the Planet Earth. So all the Athletes who Competed in the 2018 Winter Olympic Games in PyeongChang, South Korea is seeing darkness of night fall in their city while morning is just started over here. And very soon, Tomorrow will arrive for the South Koreans before the city of Columbus, Ohio even gets to witness it. It kind of blows your mind just thinking about it.
Current Location:
Columbus, Ohio
Current Mood:
contemplative and calm
Current Music:
Interweb by Poppy
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Well I'm watching the live telecast of the figure skating pairs ice dancing competition at the 2018 Winter Olympic Games at PyeongChang, South Korea. I'm also finishing a mug of hot apple cider as I write this Internet blog entry on my smartphone. Canada is up against the too scorer which happens to be France. It will be interesting to see if Canada deefeats France or France remains the lead. I'll know in a few minutes
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I watched the 2018 Winter Olympic Games in PyeongChang, South Korea a few hours ago. And now it's almost thirty minutes until midnight. I need to get some much needed sleep. But before I do so, I'm going to post another Internet blog. I thought this was the end of February. However, I checked the calendar portion of my smart phone and it's only February 17 instead of February 28. Perhaps I'll watch some music videos on youtube after I post this Internet blog. It will be fun to see if there are any brand new music videos for me to enjoy. Remember when MTV used to play music videos. Now all the music videos are premiering on YouTube instead and MTV doesn't seem to care they are losing to YouTube. Yeah, it's not the 1980's anymore. Anyway, onward and forward into the future.
Current Location:
Columbus, Ohio
Current Mood:
contemplative and calm
Current Music:
Hunter by Dido
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Today is more than just a day for trying to guess the plots for Disney released Star Wars films before they are released. Today is also my birthday. I'm fifty years old. I'm not officially half a century years old. So I'm also receiving birthday presents and eating birthday cakes too. It's kind of fun to be born right after Valentines Day. I don't look at this as me getting older. I look at this as me getting younger. Yeah, I know that's chronologically impossible, but I'll go with that theory anyway. And as the snow melts away and the rain falls from the sky with still cold temperature, I celebrate my birthday with enthusiasm. With luck, the next fifty years will be filled with happiness and good fortune.
Current Location:
Columbus, Ohio
Current Mood:
Happy Birthday to me
Current Music:
Happy Birthday by Leah Andreone
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Allow me to blow you mind even further. When Disney purchased Lucasfilm, all of the novelizations released between Star Wars Episode VI---Return of the Jedi and Star Wars Episode VII---The Force Awakens was taken out of continuity. A fourth child (They already had three kids in the now out of continuity novelizations) never mentioned in any of the novelizations named Ben Solo aka Darth Kylo Ren was introduced. All of the comic book issues prior to Disney's purchase of Lucasfilm was taken out of continuity. Disney released their own comic books which are considered sort of continuity and sort of not. Why is this significant? Because the Disney approved comic books introduced Han Solo's Wife before Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan named Sana Starros. Han Solo and Sana Starros entered into a sham marriage as part of a robbery scheme. Even more mind blowing, Sana Starros had sexual interactions with both Han Solo and with Lando Calrissian. I'll let you know why this is important in the following pictures.



In other words, before Han Solo met Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan, he was married to a black woman who also had sexual releations with Lando Calrissian. Or perhaps Han Solo stole Lando's girlfriend and got her pregnant so he secretly married her only to claim it was a sham marriage. And in Solo---A Star Wars Story, Thandie Newton (Who is black) plays a character named Val. Or perhaps Sana Starros and Val are actually the same woman. In other words, Finn might be Han Solo's biologic son. Now wait a minute. Wouldn't that make Finn closer to Han's age. But he's still youthful looking. Yeah, but keep in mind that Finn used to be a Stormtrooper. Stormtroopers are clones. In other words, the actual Finn died decades ago and what you're seeing is a clone of a clone of a clone. And when Finn got injured at the end of Star Wars Episode VII---The Force Awakens, it became obvious that Finn is no longer in the cloning generator. So Finn is a legacy Jedi Knight and sort of a member of the Skywalker family because he's Ben Solo aka Darth Kylo Ren's half brother---Same father, but different mothers. Something to keep in mind.
Keep in mind that in Star Wars Episode VII---The Force Awakens, Han Solo didn't care much that Rey used to be a scrap metal scavenger in a junk yard, but he took it personally when he learned that Finn worked in the sanitation department as a Stormtrooper at Starkiller Base. That may have been a clue that Han Solo knew that Finn was his son, but never told him that.
Keep in mind that Disney could've easily cleared this possible rumor up easily by putting Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian in Star Wars Episode VII---The Force Awakens and Star Wars Episode VIII---The Last Jedi. So where is Lando Calrissian and why wasn't he helping during the scariest space battle scenes in Star Wars Episode VIII---The Last Jedi. The Resistance sure could've used assistance from General Lando Calrissian---administrator of Cloud City at the planet Bespin.
Oh wow, I nearly forgot. Crucial to Star Wars Episode VII---The Force Awakens and Star Wars Episode VIII---The Last Jedi was Luke's chopped off hand and the light saber that was still attached to the missing limb. It was recovered. Yeah, but where was Luke's hand chopped off at in the first place. Oh yeah, that's right. It was at Cloud City at the planet Bespin. The same Cloud City that Lando Calrissian is administrator for. Was Lando Calrissian administrator of Cloud City on the planet Bespin because the Galactic Empire helped him up the government ranks or was this done all on his own? More important, why would Lando Calrissian go through all this trouble to recover Luke's hand and his light saber on his home planet of Bespin, but refuse to show up for any of the film scenes?
Current Location:
Columbus, Ohio
Current Mood:
May the force be with you
Current Music:
(Shake That) Cosmic Thing by The B-52's
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There is something about Star Wars Episode VII---The Force Awakens and Star Wars Episode VIII---The Last Jedi which disturbs me. And I'm surprised that I'm the only person who notices this. Where is Lando Calrissian?
1. Lando Calrissian first appears halfway way through Star Wars Episode V---The Empire Strikes Back where he says to Han Solo, "You have a lot of nerve coming back here after what you pulled." That turns out to be a joke. Lando is hostile and rude towards C3PO. Later in the film, C3P0 is litterly torn apart limb from limb and almost melted down in trash processing section of Cloud City. Chewbacca rescues C3PO barely in the nick of time. A plot twist shocker reveals that Lando Calrissian was employed by the Galactic Empire the whole entire time. Only to have him switch sides to the Rebellion because Darth Vader kept changing the terms of his agreement with Lando Calrissian.
2. In Star Wars Episode VI---Return of the Jedi, Lando Calrissian is co-military General of the entire Rebellion along with his best bestie Han Solo. They both end up sharing the Millennium Falcon. Any trace of being an half evil and half sympathetic supporter of both the Galactic Empire and the Rebellion is totally absent. It appears that Lando Calrissian is cured of his back stabbing traitorous personality flaws.
3. Star Wars Episode VII---The Force Awakens begins with Han Solo fired by the Rebellion and in disgrace. Lando Calrissian is missing. The Millennium Falcon is in the junkyard. Everybody assumes that Rey is a legacy Jedi Knight because she's Caucasian. Nobody assumes that Finn is a legacy Jedi Knight because he's black even though he knows how to use the light saber and Maz Kanata assumed the light saber was his to utilize as a weapon. Han Solo is killed by his son Ben Solo aka Darth Kylo Ren.
4. Rogue One---A Star Wars Story has a crime fighting time filled with Black People, Asians, Hispanics and Middle Easterners and only one Caucasian. Yet Star Wars Episode VII isn't able to put two black people, Finn and Lando Calrissian in the same film together.
5. Lando Calrissian is nowhere to be seen when Luke Skywalker is killed on camera and Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan is killed off camera in Star Wars Episode VIII---The Last Jedi.
6. Solo---A Star Wars Story has Donald Glover as Lando Calrissian, but still no Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian. Han Solo is dating Qi'ra (Played by Emilia Clarke) instead of Princess Leia and nobody in Star Wars Episode IV, Episode V, Episode VI, Episode VII and Episode VIII ever seems to mention this. Plus, Han and Qi'ra grew up together and almost does everything together. Yet, she vanishes in future stories. Plus we have Thandie Newton as Val. Han Solo isn't employed by Jabba the Hut in this film. He's employed by Tobias Beckett and possibly by Dryden Vos as well. Plus the interior of the Millennium Falcon once had yellow chair upholstery fabric.
Now there are three reasons why Lando Calrissian hasn't appeared in Star Wars Episode VII---The Force Awakens and Star Wars Episode VIII---The Last Jedi.
a. It never occurred to Disney to hire Billy Dee Williams in either of those two films.
b. Billy Dee Williams doesn't want to work for Disney's revival of Star Wars.
c. Lando Calrissian lost his mind and became a Sith Lord. Plus, Finn turns out to be Lando Calrissian's long lost son as well as the grandson of Mace Windu.
Or maybe I'm reading too much into this. After all, this is coming from the same person who once predicted that Hillary Clinton was going to be the next President of the United States (She still could, but we'll have to wait a bit longer for that to happen I guess).
Current Location:
Columbus, Ohio
Current Mood:
May the force be with you
Current Music:
Rocket Man by Elton John
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The 123rd International Olympic Committee (IOC) Session in Durban, South Africa chose Pyeongchang, South Korea as the site for the 2018 Winter Olympic Games by a vote of sixty-three votes. Munich, Germany was second place by twenty-five votes. Annecy, France was third place by seven points. So off we go to PyeongChang, South Korea for the 2018 Winter Olympic Games. As for the medals, Germany is leading with four gold medals, one silver medal and two bronze medals. The Netherlands is in second place with four gold medals, two silver medals and two bronze medals. Norway is in third place with two gold medals, four silver medals and three bronze medals. Canada is in fourth place with two gold medals, four silver medals and one bronze medals. The United States of America is in fifth place with two gold medals, one silver medal and one bronze. The host country, South Korea shares eighth place with Austria (Both countries have one gold medals, zero silver medals and zero bronze medals). The other host country Unified Korea is in last place with zero gold medals, zero silver medals and zero bronze medals. Unified Korea only qualified for Women's Hockey and they lost to both Switzerland 8 to 0 and also to Sweden 8 to 0. Unified Korean Women's Hockey Team plays Japan on February 14, 2018---Valentines Day.
Current Location:
Columbus, Ohio
Current Mood:
Feeling the spirit of the Olympics in South Korea
Current Music:
Raining Blood by Slayer
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The Opening Ceremony for the 2018 Winter Olympic Games in PyeongChang, South Korea hasn't started yet and already there are 2018 Olympic Games competitions in Men's Figure Skating, Pairs Figure Skating and Downhill Skiing. Perhaps it's because technically, it's tomorrow over there in South Korea. So if it's the February 8, 2018 over here in Ohio, then it's February 9, 2018 over there in South Korea. So the South Koreans are having their 2018 Winter Olympic Games Opening Ceremony on February 10, 2018 because today is February 9, 2018 over here in the United States of America. Yes, it's complicated. At any rate, the Opening Ceremony is being delayed because living on a round globe of a planet has it's consequences that living on a flat Earth doesn't have. But it's cool that the Planet Earth is round instead of flat. At any rate, it's either the second day or it's the first day of the 2018 Winter Olympic Games---Depending on which country you're living in. And as they say, "Let the Games begin."
Current Location:
Columbus, Ohio
Current Mood:
The Olympic Spirit is alive and well in South Korea
Current Music:
Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire
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It's happening. It's really happening. The door has been opened. The world is going to shake from the consequences. And when the aftershocks are done, nothing will be the same again. Yes, it's true. The world as we know it will be changed irreversibly. You knew it was going to happen years before I did and now I'm seeing the secretive handiwork that went into it all. Yes, it's true. The 2018 Winter Olympic Games in PyeongChang, South Korea is going to happen tomorrow. Or rather, the opening ceremony to the 2018 Winter Olympic Games in PyeongChang, South Korea will be held tomorrow. The actual Winter Olympic Games won't start until this coming Saturday. So be ready to cheer on the United States of America as they compete in bobsledding, skiing, figure skating and speed skating in the quest for Olympic gold medals. Oh yes, the 2018 Winter Olympic Games in PyeongChang, South Korea will be lots of fun.
Current Location:
Columbus, Ohio
Current Mood:
I'm starting to feel the Olympic Spirit
Current Music:
It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M.
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Well, we're due for another Olympic Games competition and it's going to happen two days from now. And this time, the Olympic Games will be held in PyeongChang, South Korea. And since most South Koreans don't have the capacity to do Olympic style sports and since the city it's held in doesn't have that much need for massive amphitheater seating accommodations, most of the Olympic Village buildings and venues are going to be temporary. So all this money for temporary building and venues (Billions spent for an amphitheater that will be used only four times maximum before it's torn down) for only a two and a half week long sporting competition show. But hey, it will be used to showcase South Korea. No giant statues of Jesus Christ like in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. But the PyeongChang, South Korea Olympic Village is nearby North Korea and it's infamous America hating dictator Kim Jung un aka Little Rocket Man along with his frequent unauthorized nuclear missile testing antics (Like a junior grade James Bond film series villain). Oh yes, it's going to be a fun Olympic Games competition show.
Current Location:
Columbus, Ohio
Current Mood:
Almost ready for the South Korean Olympic Games
Current Music:
World on Fire by Sarah McLachlan
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