This is what happened after I entered an Internet chatroom.
PERSON THAT I'M COMMUNICATING WITH ON THE INTERNET: I was confused by Beyoncé's performance on the 2017 Grammy Awards. What's with all this Hindu religious images while we're at war in the Middle East?
ME WHILE I'M SURFING THE INTERNET: First, I missed almost two hours of the 2017 Grammy Awards because I was watching the Sandra Bullock film The Blindside on ABC. Second, keep in mind that Beyoncé is pregnant. You can only do so much with a singing pregnant lady on the 2017 Grammy Awards. Perhaps they could've waited, but pregnancy waits for nobody.
PERSON THAT I'M COMNUNICATING WITH ON THE INTERET: They could've gone with Christian images instead of Hindu images.
ME WHILE I'M SURFING THE INTERNET: Then you'll incite all the Bible Belters by suggesting that Beyoncé is the Virgin Mary. Better to keep in Hindu instead. Hinduism has no Virgin Mary. Hinduism has no Immaculate Conception.
PERSON THAT I'M COMUNICATING WITH ON THE INTERET: But we're at war in the Middle East.
ME WHILE I'M SURFING THE INTERNET: We're not at war against the entire Muslim and Hindu population. We're only at war against Terrorism. Then you'll incite Liberals by suggesting that you're in favor of Donald Trump's Muslim Ban.
PERSON THAT I'M COMMUNICATING WITH ON THE INTERNET: I guess you're right. There's not much you can do with a singing pregnant lady on the 2017 Grammy Awards. Hey, Lady Gaga's duet with Metallica was the coolest ever.
ME WHILE I'M SURFING THE INTERNET: I agree. Lady Gaga was wearing the coolest looking outfit ever. And she sounded great singing with Metallica.
PERSON THAT I'M COMMUNICATING WITH ON THE INTERNET: Don't feel so bad about missing most of the 2017 Grammy Awards. You can always watch all two hours and thirty minutes of it without commercials on www.youtube.com.
ME WHILE I'M SURFING THE INERNET: Yeah, that's kind of what I'm hoping for.